Demitha's+ULTRA+EPIC+reading+page

media type="custom" key="6296801" Hey all the people of the world, or at least the people who can see this. Sorry this is confusing, but now onto the main point.

How would i describe myself as a reader? That's easy, awesome. But seriously, i really like books that have comedy with a base of a great action as a storyline. A series that shows this, is Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy. Strangely enough i don't laugh at the jokes said in the book. I read about every time i get, except now. I suddenly have no books to read, i must find some. I read so much that i end up waking up late the next day. I like reading at home on super-comfy chairs, unfortunately we don't have comfy chairs, just the annoyingly uncomfortable ones. I would see myself in a perfect reading area when my greatest enemies are killing each other in the background in poisonous gas. Just kidding, i don't have enemies! Even though many people would disagree with that... i see myself in a watery like room with a chair that's made of a gel thing and a weird robotic arm thing that caters to your every need, for me, unlimited Slurpees!

What happens in my head as i read? A little voice in my head goes "alright, break's over" and i pick up a book and start reading. My "inner voice" starts reading the words and makes comments, but sometimes another voice comes in and tells the other voice to shut up, then another comes in and defends the first voice and in the end a lot of my voices are arguing about things like politics or the flesh under your eyes. All my distractions come from the same thing, the world. I get distracted by friends, family, animals, grenades , animals that don't exist and so on. I don't really use the sticky notes because it sort of takes me out of my reading.

What are the strategies I use when meaning breaks down or I get distracted? At this moment I can only think of one strategy i constantly use, and that strategy is jerking my head back into my book, sometimes i hit my head or something. This works for me sometimes because I hit my head on a lot of stuff. This is how it works 1. I am distracted while reading 2. I realize I am distracted while reading. 3. I wonder what i am going to eat today. 4. Then I put my plan into action!

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My main strategy is shown above, hopefully its relevant with the giant pinball machines. Anyway sorry for the weird raving, my main strategy for when meaning breaks down is re-reading. Usually this works because I phase out and think about other stuff, but my eyes are still following the page's words. Then i get up to the point where i say "What? What happened to the evil jelly fish who was on a chainsaw killing spree against the turtles of doom?" or something like that...

Advice? Normally I would charge at least a thousand dollars for my extremely valuable advice, but since you really need my help, I'll give it for free. Now many of you are asked to read in class, that doesn't mean you can't read comfortably. Pick a corner, soft spot, some sort of bomb shelter thingy. Just as long as it pleases your posture. The chair may be your idea of a reading spot too. Mainly you need a book that you're actually going to enjoy reading. If you're like me, you won't like some book about fairies and princesses. Well maybe you might... Another point, you won't be ale to read if you are right next to a foghorn, so also keep in mind the volume of the place if you're not in class. I guess that's all. If this page has been your reason of life, you might want to consult the paragraph below.

The page has partially been finished Blame it on the government or space alien zombie pirates from outer space or something like that. You might want to listen to this highly acclaimed masterpiece by me while you wait. "Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo." Sorry the page you are trying to read won't let you. Its too lazy to be created, but you might want to try these other activities. 1. Give the creator of this page $1,000,000 2. Jump off a cliff with an imaginary parachute 3. Give me another $1,000,000 Once you have done all these things you are officially awesome

(by my standards)